Why We Make Exciting Clothes

Conceived through adventure and molded by new concepts of what makes the perfect pair of pants. The idea for somesuch finally came to fruition with the convergence of three main pillars or what we like to call, the three F’s of somesuch: Fit, Form, and Function. What do these mean? We’re glad you asked:

 

Fit

A word with many connotations, fit means a lot of different things to different people, but to us, fit means “damn, those pants look good”. Not only do somesuch pants sit perfectly at the waist, ever so gently hug your thighs and sit right above the ankles, but they also look good while doing so. 

Form

With a fabric composition of 97% cotton and 3% Lycra, somesuch pants have a slight stretch that accompanies the premium cotton look to give you the ever so comfortable feeling of wearing nothing.

Function

Alas, we have come to the defining feature of somesuch pants, the cherry on top, and the cinch that holds them all together, function. As you’ve probably already noticed, somesuch pants don’t have belt loops. If you’re like most people, that sentence might conjure a whole lot of questions, so we’ve answered a few of them for you below:

Whatttttt? Yupppp

 But what will I do with my fancy new belts? Idk

Will my pants still stay up? They’ll fit even better and they’ll be comfy!